Flippered coke head with ass-pants

Daveb is nursing a bit of a hangover. He was out with his roomate till five in the morning. He went to the loudest, crappiest joke of a club in Willamsburg. Boogaloo needs to be burnt to the ground. Daveb went around the corner to Marcy and S. 5th and found some club that was halfway decent. However, he shits you not, this club came complete with a coke snorting dude with flippers for arms, wearing leather pants with the ass cut out and no underwear. He must have been a Thalidomide baby or something. It was very surreal. He seemed like he was having a good time though.


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