Whoopee, wave the fucking flags, people. It’s motherfucking Blog Day 2005! Tequila shots all around. Everyone, let’s get fucked up and fondle the nearest bag-lady. This is how we’re gonna roll. It’s what’s for dinner. Rock.

Seriously, consider this the semi-anti-Blog Day 2005 post. Semi-serious because I do intend to list my five favorite blogs as the website asks you to do. Anti-Blog Day because I’m an asshole and creating days for anything is just fucking stupid. Let’s create a day for my left testicle. Mark your calendars, August 31st is hereby renamed Dave’s Left Nut Day. Celebrate by kicking your grandfather in the balls (or any old man, really) and sending me cash and home-cooked meals. Quit fucking around and do it!

Anyway, I now present my five top favorite blogs.

1. lironbot.com
   Liron is my evil, penguin-thumping partner in crime. She lives in Israel. We used to work for the same company at one point, she in Tel Aviv and I in New York. I credit this monkey with inspiring me to start my own website and blog and to learn hand coding. She let’s me call her Cheeseball.
2. BoingBoing.net
   Everyone else reads it. Why be original?
3. masamania.com
   I don’t know if he’s still in the porn business, but Masa lives in Tokyo and runs a not so pretty looking and really slow loading non-porn oriented photoblog that, aside from the rough edges is straight up fucking awsome. It’s funny as hell and he really does have an eye for finding interesting things. I really enjoy his site, when I can get it to load.
4. Kotaku.com
   A site that covers video games and the consoles we spank. I’m a video game junkie and I’m not afraid to sing it out loud.
5. Spamusement.com
   This dude writes daily crappy cartoons based on subject headings of actual spam emails he receives. He is a genius. I never really visit his site,but rather subscribe to his RSS feed because it does a hell of a better job displaying his content than his actual site.

That’s it! Remember, kids, August 31st, 2006 is Dave’s Left Nut Day. Fuck this blog shit.

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