Ask daveb!
In an effort to keep from falling asleep maintaining my own website, I’ve been thinking (and thunking) of different things to do, smell, fondle and roll around in. Don’t say I never did nothin’ fer youse slobs.
One of the many criticisms I’ve endured on this wretched and slightly moist journey on spaceship earth is that I’m a full-of-shit-know-it-all. I know everything and if I don’t, I’ll fucking make it up and deliver it so convincingly, you might as well swallow it as truth, straight from the nun’s ass. I am a fountain of fact, hear me spurt, watch me sputter.
So with this torrid truth in mind and at heart, a thought occured to my little, old, gnome-like self. Wouldn’t it be just peachy keen to start a question and answer section, O brilliant and infallible one?
The answer, of course, was a resounding “Motherfucking right! You are a monkey-humping gen-u-ine genius, daveb!” While it’s never a great idea to engage in screaming dialogs with one’s self while in a public setting such as the office, it seems like a good idea and I’m going to roll with it.
If you have a question, a problem or issue that bedevils your mind, crusts your brain-stem and has you twisting and sweating up the bedsheets in the wee hours of the morning, daveb is your man. Be it a question of love, who killed Kennedy, or who the fuck is Keyser Soze, just ask daveb and he’ll clue your punk ass in.
You can submit questions to daveb here or you can email webmaster [at] davebgimp [dot] com with “Ask daveb” as the subject line. Citizens of Spaceship Earth, fear not! Your questions will be answered!
