I’ve spent this past weekend scouring websites, trudging into stores and trying to find a Nintendo Wii with zero fucking results. Every website I check is sold out. Every half-wit store clerk I ask gives me a sullen mumble that I’m told means no.

The prospect of waiting for what could be possibly months has got me nearly despondent. My hands twitch in desperate need of wireless nunchaku gaming joy. I need it. I must have it! I would slaughter my non-existent first-born child for a Wii. For a few extra games thrown in, I’d not only slaughter the kid but cook him up and make lovely tea sandwiches out of him.

I have some standards. I refuse to pay over-bloated prices on Ebay so some enterprising dick-face can make a profit. Whoring (totally NSFW) for it is out and I’m not of the temperament to wake at down and wait in line at the Nintendo World store in the hopes the get a console in.

So I wait.

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