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Passing the Acid Test

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

eyepopI’d heard about in the news a few weeks ago ago a woman in Iran that had been blinded by acid, thrown in her face by a jilted wannabe suiter. In the subsequent trial, she had pleaded that, as punishment, he should have acid dropped into his eyes and be blinded as well. An “eye for an eye”, literally.

Yesterday, I saw that a verdict in the trial had been reached, finding in favor of the woman and when handing down the sentence, the judge actually agreed with the woman and ordered the man to have a drop of acid placed in each eye and be blinded. Hot DAMN!

To quote:

TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) — An Iranian woman, blinded by a jilted stalker who threw acid in her face, has persuaded a court to sentence him to be blinded with acid himself under Islamic law demanding an eye for an eye.

Ameneh Bahrami refused to accept “blood money.” She insisted instead that her attacker suffer a fate similar to her own “so people like him would realize they do not have the right to throw acid in girls’ faces,” she told the Tehran Provincial Court.

Her attacker, a 27-year-old man identified in court papers as Majid, admitted throwing acid in her face in November 2004, blinding and disfiguring her. He said he loved her and insisted she loved him as well. [Full article]

A photo of the victim and douche who did the deed:

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Do I see a slight physical resemblance to Richard Ramirez in the guy?

The thing I find the most ridiculous about this him is that:

Majid said he was still willing to marry Bahrami, but she ruled out the possibility and urged that he remain locked up.

Gee, thanks Majid. You’re a champ!

I can’t decide if this acid-blinding punishment is sick and fucked up or totally awesome.

On one end, it’s the fucking 21st century and a government is dropping acid into a man’s eyeball. Granted, he did some really bad shit, but still.

On the flip side, there’s a lot of acid throwing going on over there and often, the guy gets away with it completely. So, it’s nice to see someone drop the hammer on the guy in a way that’s getting some serious attention.

Right smack dab in the middle is the morbid fucker in me, that can’t stop thinking how cool it has to look. Strapping some guy down, immobilizing his head, retracting the eyelids and making that motherfucker scream. Quite the good mental picture.

I suppose it’s just a matter of time before there’s a Metal band out there with the name, “Acid Eye”.

Eat it

Monday, March 9th, 2009

I’m hungry already. Really.

Squeeze Her. Love Her Through The Night.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Horrifying, yet hypnotic. David Lynch would pop a chub on this.


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The Clown Style is a Deadly Form of Kung Fu

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I think I have to award this video as the most badass commercial of 2008. Clowns and Kung Fu, you can’t go wrong. It’s brilliant.


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Blast The Rain Away With Some Barbarians

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Some days, when the weather is shitty, like this morning and all the rain, I gotta break out dome Barbarian Brothers to get my mood back up.


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You feel better now, right? Don’t lie.

This Day, Flushed Head First

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

The below video, near precisely describes my feelings and attitude today.


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Pageant Palin

Friday, September 26th, 2008

This couldn’t have been edited and framed better. Brilliant.


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My Kind Of Clown

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008


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It’s Friday, Let’s Rock Out.

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Meet me down by the expressway exit ramp. Bring hairspray.


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Friday Afternoon With The Cramps

Friday, September 12th, 2008

I used to be really into The Cramps as a teenager. They’re one of the few bands from my adolescence that I can stand to hear and still rotate in my playlists.


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