Some days you just have to “WTF” yourself senseless:

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Via Holy Taco

AWESOME! I want hang to with those guys!

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Deluded zombies. If I hired a plumber and he pulled that wing-nut Jesus shit with me, I’d fire his ass and hit that shit with some bleach. Pathetic. Even more so is the local “news” show that deems it worth more than 15 seconds of attention.

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An insanely good and long overdue idea. I’m renting this as soon as it hits DVD.

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So if I shove forks up my ass and down my throat and plug myself into a wall socket, I’ll go heaven and meet the baby Jesus?

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Hmm… Thanks, I’ll have to try that. How’s about you go first?

On some Public Access show, circa 1997:

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This is where I’m at today:

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I would never take advantage of your naivety.

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I would never RickRoll you.

As I wait to get the Hell out of New york City and some place rural, with grass and trees for a few days, here’s what I’m getting down with:

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…and yet there’s more:

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