Archive for the ‘video’ Category

Dance The Monday Blah Into A Choke Hold

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I wish I could be as chipper and totally fucking whacked as these people all the time. As it stands, I stayed out too late one night this weekend and two days later, I’m still feeling the jet-lag. Such is aging.


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Seriously, these people must be high on crack and Redbull 24/7 to make shit like this. I’m jealous, of course.

Sarah Palin Is One Scary-Ass Jesus Freak

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I smell a God-Humper…


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Oh shizz…Alaska is a refuge state for the Apocalypse…*makes note*


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Seriously, this lady is a wingnut.

Ah Needz Mah Caffeine…Ah Needz Mah Drugz

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

I totally sympathize. I must make coffee…


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Thank You, Pashtun Midget, Wherever You Are

Friday, August 29th, 2008

I was in a really bad mood this morning. Now, now thanks to watching this video several times over, I feel much better.


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Thank you, Nawasye Ahmad Shah Abdali Koni Baba…thank you Pashtun Midget, wherever you are.

Low Shall Be The Whole Of The Law

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I am envious.


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How To Scald Your Retinas In 1 Easy Step

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Some days you just have to “WTF” yourself senseless:


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Mr. Rogers as Killer Klown

Thursday, August 7th, 2008


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Via Holy Taco

Drunken Monkeys!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

AWESOME! I want hang to with those guys!


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The “Virgin” Mary Is Lowly Sink Scum

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Deluded zombies. If I hired a plumber and he pulled that wing-nut Jesus shit with me, I’d fire his ass and hit that shit with some bleach. Pathetic. Even more so is the local “news” show that deems it worth more than 15 seconds of attention.


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Lemmy: The Movie

Monday, July 21st, 2008

An insanely good and long overdue idea. I’m renting this as soon as it hits DVD.


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