I was in a really bad mood this morning. Now, now thanks to watching this video several times over, I feel much better.
Thank you, Nawasye Ahmad Shah Abdali Koni Baba…thank you Pashtun Midget, wherever you are.
Some days you just have to “WTF” yourself senseless:
Via Holy Taco
Deluded zombies. If I hired a plumber and he pulled that wing-nut Jesus shit with me, I’d fire his ass and hit that shit with some bleach. Pathetic. Even more so is the local “news” show that deems it worth more than 15 seconds of attention.
These Virgin Mary urinals Rule! I really, really need one.
I hope that somewhere, out there in the world, there’s also some Jesus urinals as well.
I’m a bit surprised that this cat wasn’t euthanized at birth. I’m even more surprised that the animal is even going to be operated on to remove the legs. What with all the freaky people out there who prize these kinds of deformities (in this case a parasitic twin), you’d think the animal would be kept as it is and then auctioned to an online casino, should it die.
I’m just glad my cats don’t look like this one. I’m actually fairly grossed out by it, for once.
I see echoes of something Satanic—slightly reminiscent of “Rosemary’s Baby” in this video. Part of me wants to run screaming from my computer, the other part of me is relieved by the realization that perhaps I didn’t take too much acid as a teenager, The Captain & Tennille sure fucking did though. The dancing muskrats make me want to rip my eyeballs out and make a milkshake out of them.
Be warned, people, for I present you, “Muskrat love”:
My buddy Nathan sent me this link to a Black/Doom Metal ballet company that’s performing here in New York City next month. Ballet to extreme Metal… I don’t know, but I suppose it’s about time. I do like most of the bands (except for Arsis, they blow).
I’m mulling over whether I have the attention span and willingness to get a ticket and see it. I suppose it’s not something that’s going to sell out, so I have some time.
What a way to start off your kid’s school day:
A daycare in a North York elementary school was under lockdown this morning after a bizarre incident in which a man was found dangling from a tree and impaled by a metal stake.
A parent dropping off a child at Roywood Public School - in the York Mills Rd. and Victoria Park Ave. area - called 911 after spotting the man hanging from a small tree at the back of the school around 7:30 a.m., Toronto Police say.
When emergency crews arrived on the scene, they found the man, believed to be in his 40s, impaled through his “rectal area” by one of the metal posts that were supporting the young tree at its base. [Read more]
What a pain in the ass.
The dude takes genius and weird to new levels:
