I’d heard about in the news a few weeks ago ago a woman in Iran that had been blinded by acid, thrown in her face by a jilted wannabe suiter. In the subsequent trial, she had pleaded that, as punishment, he should have acid dropped into his eyes and be blinded as well. An “eye for an eye”, literally.

Yesterday, I saw that a verdict in the trial had been reached, finding in favor of the woman and when handing down the sentence, the judge actually agreed with the woman and ordered the man to have a drop of acid placed in each eye and be blinded. Hot DAMN!

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TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) — An Iranian woman, blinded by a jilted stalker who threw acid in her face, has persuaded a court to sentence him to be blinded with acid himself under Islamic law demanding an eye for an eye.

Ameneh Bahrami refused to accept “blood money.” She insisted instead that her attacker suffer a fate similar to her own “so people like him would realize they do not have the right to throw acid in girls’ faces,” she told the Tehran Provincial Court.

Her attacker, a 27-year-old man identified in court papers as Majid, admitted throwing acid in her face in November 2004, blinding and disfiguring her. He said he loved her and insisted she loved him as well. [Full article]

A photo of the victim and douche who did the deed:

Do I see a slight physical resemblance to Richard Ramirez in the guy?

The thing I find the most ridiculous about this him is that:

Majid said he was still willing to marry Bahrami, but she ruled out the possibility and urged that he remain locked up.

Gee, thanks Majid. You’re a champ!

I can’t decide if this acid-blinding punishment is sick and fucked up or totally awesome.

On one end, it’s the fucking 21st century and a government is dropping acid into a man’s eyeball. Granted, he did some really bad shit, but still.

On the flip side, there’s a lot of acid throwing going on over there and often, the guy gets away with it completely. So, it’s nice to see someone drop the hammer on the guy in a way that’s getting some serious attention.

Right smack dab in the middle is the morbid fucker in me, that can’t stop thinking how cool it has to look. Strapping some guy down, immobilizing his head, retracting the eyelids and making that motherfucker scream. Quite the good mental picture.

I suppose it’s just a matter of time before there’s a Metal band out there with the name, “Acid Eye”.

I’m hungry already. Really.

Meet me down by the expressway exit ramp. Bring hairspray.

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I wish I could be as chipper and totally fucking whacked as these people all the time. As it stands, I stayed out too late one night this weekend and two days later, I’m still feeling the jet-lag. Such is aging.

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Seriously, these people must be high on crack and Redbull 24/7 to make shit like this. I’m jealous, of course.

I was in a really bad mood this morning. Now, now thanks to watching this video several times over, I feel much better.

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Thank you, Nawasye Ahmad Shah Abdali Koni Baba…thank you Pashtun Midget, wherever you are.

Some days you just have to “WTF” yourself senseless:

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Via Holy Taco

Deluded zombies. If I hired a plumber and he pulled that wing-nut Jesus shit with me, I’d fire his ass and hit that shit with some bleach. Pathetic. Even more so is the local “news” show that deems it worth more than 15 seconds of attention.

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These Virgin Mary urinals Rule! I really, really need one.

I hope that somewhere, out there in the world, there’s also some Jesus urinals as well.

I’m a bit surprised that this cat wasn’t euthanized at birth. I’m even more surprised that the animal is even going to be operated on to remove the legs. What with all the freaky people out there who prize these kinds of deformities (in this case a parasitic twin), you’d think the animal would be kept as it is and then auctioned to an online casino, should it die.

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I’m just glad my cats don’t look like this one. I’m actually fairly grossed out by it, for once.