Marbles On E. Coli - The Bestest Thing Ever!

September 11th, 2008

I’ve watched this video about 10 times. At this point, I am in love.


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Sonata and MPD

September 10th, 2008

[image: sonata.png]Putzing around last Sunday, I decided to give MPD a try. I store all my MP3 files on my desktop computer, which runs Ubuntu and I’ve wanted to be able to control music playback on that machine from my laptop, wherever I happen to be lazing about at home.

I had a bit of a hard time getting MPD set up, working and compiling a database. The main issue was file permissions, but once I got that hammered out, installed MPC so I could run commands, it worked nicely.

However, I much prefer a GUI to manage music, so I hunted around for a front-end for MPD. I first tried gmpc, which worked fine. But, I need support for last.fm and to handle this with with gmpc, you have to compile a plugin, which was a huge bitch.

While trying to get through the plugin compile, I stumbled on Sonata, which seemed popular and well regarded and contains built-in support for last.fm. Also, it’s in the Ubuntu repositories, which is a big plus for me. So, I dropped gmpc and gave it a try.

Sonata works well, it displays album art and all that fun stuff, but doesn’t have the smart playlists that I’ve grown used to with Amarok and exaile, which were two programs I’ve loved and relied on in the past. Truth told, it’s low on features, but so are most MPD front-ends. It works, though. It handles last.fm and doesn’t look too fugly. I’m going to stick with it for a while and see how it goes, since I really like being able to run a central music server. But, if there’s a better front-end out there, I’d like to know about it.


Hello, I Wear A Wig And Bang My Stepdaughter

September 8th, 2008

Am I the only person getting a huge pedophile creep vibe from this dude? Hello?

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Dance The Monday Blah Into A Choke Hold

September 8th, 2008

I wish I could be as chipper and totally fucking whacked as these people all the time. As it stands, I stayed out too late one night this weekend and two days later, I’m still feeling the jet-lag. Such is aging.


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Seriously, these people must be high on crack and Redbull 24/7 to make shit like this. I’m jealous, of course.


Movin’ On Up

September 5th, 2008

About a month ago, I left my old digs in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn for Ditmas Park. I’ve been busy packing, unpacking and being poor from all the expenses associated with moving (asshole old landlord, movers, furniture, etc.) It’s all been a bit of a stressor.

But, the upside is that I now have a doorman, an elevator, more space and laundry within my building (a rare score in NYC for some people). The neighborhood is quiet, beautiful and has tons of cops (I see at least two every time I go outside, if not more). Bang for buck, the real winner for me is the laundry. I despise shlepping to laundromats. The fact that I can hit pause on the TiVo, hop an elevator with a bag of clothes and be back in five minutes nearly moves my grumpy, NY ass to tears of joy and salvation.

Every day, when I come home, passing the the doorman, Herman a.k.a. “Cheese” (Herman = Herman Munster = Muenster = Cheese. It’s how I remember people’s names), the lyrics to The Jeffersons runs through my mind:

Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’,
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues,
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby,
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Granted, I’m white, have never fried fish, nor cooked beans on a grill and I’m in Brooklyn, not the Upper East Side. But, I am loud, grumpy and I walk funny.


Sarah Palin Is One Scary-Ass Jesus Freak

September 3rd, 2008

I smell a God-Humper…


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Oh shizz…Alaska is a refuge state for the Apocalypse…*makes note*


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Seriously, this lady is a wingnut.


Ah Needz Mah Caffeine…Ah Needz Mah Drugz

August 30th, 2008

I totally sympathize. I must make coffee…


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Thank You, Pashtun Midget, Wherever You Are

August 29th, 2008

I was in a really bad mood this morning. Now, now thanks to watching this video several times over, I feel much better.


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Thank you, Nawasye Ahmad Shah Abdali Koni Baba…thank you Pashtun Midget, wherever you are.


Low Shall Be The Whole Of The Law

August 28th, 2008

I am envious.


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Boxing Kangaroo Will Mess Yo’ Ass Up!

August 17th, 2008

Were I a superhero vigilante, this beast would be my sidekick.


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The video reminds me of Roger from the Tekken series.


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