I’ve always had a suspicion that there’s something in the water that people drink in places like middle America and the southern states that fosters the propensity for idiotic, reactionary behavior; usually enacted to protect children, marriage, culture, or the English language. Throw in some irrational terrorist paranoia, inbred racism and deep-seated belief that the world outside their teeny little town is evil and you’ve got the tribe of the great, white and bloated buffalo that is the part of America that I hope to never really understand.

Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.

The mock attack Thursday night was intended as a learning experience and lasted five minutes during the weeklong trip to a state park, said Scales Elementary School Assistant Principal Don Bartch, who led the trip.

It is articles like this that make me wonder why these people haven’t devoured themselves and their insular, head-up-the-ass clusterfuck of a terrified, milque-toast culture in one huge Hail Mary implosion. Perhaps they’re waiting for the rapture.

Get off your asses right the fuck now. Seriously, quit drooling on your keyboard and pay attention.

This Tuesday, the US Senate is going to vote whether or not to have a national ID card system. Called the Real ID Act is America’s answer to the old “papers, please” line from old Nazi and cold war movies. If this bill gets passed, all American’s personal info will be stored in a national database.

Fuck that.

Visit this site and fill out a form that will be faxed to your local senator and tell them not to allow this fucked up, retarded shit to pass.