Ask daveb!: Where’s the beef?
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006BenG200Q writes:
Q:
Dear daveb,
Where’s the beef?
A: Chugwater, Wyoming. Ask for Pilar. Slip her fifty bucks and tell her El Guapo sent you. Pay no attention to the midget with the tinfoil underpants and under no circumstances should you eat the guacamole. I’d also advise you keep a roll of duct-tape, a large plastic drop-cloth, some latex gloves and a large bottle of bleach handy.
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