Thees murneeng, vheele-a I ves perooseeng thruoogh edduns.muzeella.oorg und sloorpeeng doon cuffffee-a in bleery fug ierned frum steyeeng up vey tuu lete-a, I nuticed a Fureffux ixtenseeun celled Bork Bork Bork! vreettee by Unthuny Hooe-a thet elloos yuoo tu trunslete-a zee text ooff uny veb pege-a intu bork-speek, in oozeer vurds tu meke-a it reed leeke-a it ves vreettee by zee Svedeesh Cheff frum zee Mooppet Shoo feme-a.

Zee Svedeesh Cheff hefeeng beeeng my ell-time-a fefureete-a mooppet, I ves cumpelled tu instell it immedeeetely und seence-a zeen hefe-a beee borkeeng ell murneeng lung in geeddy deleeght. Thees ixtenseeun rooles. Bork Bork Bork!

Translation:

This morning, while I was perusing through addons.mozilla.org and slurping down coffee in bleary fog earned from staying up way too late, I noticed a Firefox extension called Bork Bork Bork! written by Anthony Howe that allows you to translate the text of any web page into bork-speak, in other words to make it read like it was written by the Swedish Chef from the Muppet show fame.

The Swedish Chef having being my all-time favorite muppet, I was compelled to install it immediately and since then have been borking all morning long in giddy delight. This extension rules.

Daveb had a major flashback today when he read that a Land of the Lost movie is in the works. Upon further reading, he noted it was to star Will Ferril and to be written by an ex-SNL writer. He supposes it’s safe to guess it’s going to be a comedy, which kind of sucks. But anyway, after being reminded of his all-time favorite television show as a child, he did some googling and found this fansite, which overall kind of sucks but has links to the theme song. There’s not much out there concerning the show, but rather than give up, daveb decided to see if by chance it had made it to DVD. Amazingly enough, Netflix had all three seasons, which he immediately added to his queue.

Daveb lived for that television show. The Sleestaks were just plain awesome and he had the hardcore hots for the Holly, the blond girl with the pet baby dinosaur.