You know someone’s got their head up their ass when they demand you hand over a photo ID to get some pancakes. You’ve got your head shoved even farther up your own ass if you actually hand your driver’s license off just because you need some shitty breakfast.

I’ve never been to an IHOP and never plan on it. I do enjoy the occasional pancake, but asking me to hand over my identification to some minimum wage tool of a security guard will generate a clear directive to go fuck yourself with a rusty, sharp object. I noticed that in the article linked above there’s a quote that the IHOP dude had around forty IDs in his hand, which I find to be completely ridiculous. People in Quincy, Mass. are either really fucking stupid or they really, really love their IHOP.

Get off your asses right the fuck now. Seriously, quit drooling on your keyboard and pay attention.

This Tuesday, the US Senate is going to vote whether or not to have a national ID card system. Called the Real ID Act is America’s answer to the old “papers, please” line from old Nazi and cold war movies. If this bill gets passed, all American’s personal info will be stored in a national database.

Fuck that.

Visit this site and fill out a form that will be faxed to your local senator and tell them not to allow this fucked up, retarded shit to pass.