Privacy or pancakes
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006You know someone’s got their head up their ass when they demand you hand over a photo ID to get some pancakes. You’ve got your head shoved even farther up your own ass if you actually hand your driver’s license off just because you need some shitty breakfast.
I’ve never been to an IHOP and never plan on it. I do enjoy the occasional pancake, but asking me to hand over my identification to some minimum wage tool of a security guard will generate a clear directive to go fuck yourself with a rusty, sharp object. I noticed that in the article linked above there’s a quote that the IHOP dude had around forty IDs in his hand, which I find to be completely ridiculous. People in Quincy, Mass. are either really fucking stupid or they really, really love their IHOP.
