I would never take advantage of your naivety.

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I would never RickRoll you.

This is how I’m rolling today. Rock it:

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While unfortunately this isn’t real and all in good fun, it’s fucking classic:

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Thanks, Nathan.

Henry Miller is totally the man I hope to be (plus a little Larry David), when I’m a geezer. Miller has balls. he’s a man’s man. The kind of strange, old dude you down beers with and listen to horrible, debauched tales from, while killing time in a bar. This will be me. It’s gotta happen.

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Sheer comedic genius.

Jesus Christ: The Musical

My general feeling about Metallica is they’re washed up, used, irrelevant and more than a bit embarrassing for many years now. The drummer is annoying and what they put out now is hardly what I would consider Metal, Thrash or otherwise.

From the whining over Napster, back in 2000 to the overall, professional douchebaggery of their drummer, they lost whatever was left of any respect from my adolescence.

Now, I see they want you to pay for the ability to watch promotional in-studio videos of their up-and-coming album. With price packages ranging from $24.99 to a whopping $124.99, with hardly any real value in the products, I’m thinking they’re sounding their own death knell to whatever is left of a paying consumer base that retains more than a couple brain cells.

Since when did a successful marketing and promotional campaign start with requiring consumers to pay? Is the album that bad?

With their bratty and self-defeating stance on digital media and DRM, they basically beg to be pirated. Why drop cash onto their already significant earnings if they treat some of their base as criminals and the rest as suckers? Really, why even listen to them?

This has to be the most brilliant car ad ever:

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If car washes like that really existed, I’d buy a vehicle. I might ever learn how to drive it, too.

I’m highly amused by this video of Microsoft CEO and all around fucking demon from Hell and perennial shithead, Steve Ballmer getting eggs chucked at him while giving a talk at a university in Hungary. He actually ducks for cover and cowers behind the podium.

I’m just bummed that he managed to not get hit with any of the eggs.

This stop-motion video of animated graffiti, painted on the walls of Buenos Aires and Baden by an artist named Blu is nothing short of amazing. It’s fucking brilliant, really. It just keeps going, flowing and morphing.

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It’s a slow week. My mind is sludgy. I just ate meatloaf and I’m bored.

This is where my mind is at:

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